Don’t you hate it, when you wake up late? It puts your whole day off. My alarm did not go off this morning and I leaped out of bed of course saying “Oh Shit, Michael wake up I’m, late!” (Lovely to wake up to, I’m sure)
I managed, to get out the door on time and drive like hell to work, half put together, dropping things, and well my hair is not cooperating this morning of course!
Talking to Sue like usual on the phone, (morning pick-me –up) I had another call come in, swapped, back over to Sue, did not realize that she was on speaker, put the phone, up to my ear to say Hey I’m back, she says Hey!
Of course blew out my ear drum! I screamed all sorts of profanity, laughed and said :”OMG! Sue! That would have been so funny, on like an SNL skit, or some funny commercial for career-builder.com or something. Just add like, a close call to an accident, coffee spilt all over me, and like toilet paper stuck to my shoe. I guarantee it would be funny like the e-trade baby. Just add a caption saying something along the lines like rough day?” She just laughed at me.
I don’t do well under pressure it seems, but, then I come in and my saving Grace, Nikki (my friend at work), says: “Hey before you go, I picked you up some coffee and this wrap thingy.” (I’m like the guy on the McDonalds’ commercial “Don’t talk to me I haven’t had my coffee yet, sorta thing.”) Ahhh, caffeine legal addictive stimulants, only in America folks!
I think I got carried away, because I immediately hugged her and said:” Bless you, did I mention I love you, I really do, and you’re the best!”
She replied: Rough morning I see, don’t get carried away.
Key to a hectic morning, laugh at your stupidity. Works every time, I don’t take myself all that seriously (or at least try not to). But, when everything is array, something always catches me funny and all is right with the world again. I try to make a joke out of every downfall, I have usually at my expense but, hey, get’s me through the day. So, people if your trying to make fun of me, I will usually beat you there. I am aware of my neurotic craziness, and I will probably egg you on. (That could be a disorder)
So yeah, random nothing-ness this morning. I am sure my readers all three of you are so interested about my day, this could get, one might say, narcissistic. Sorry, for a not-so exciting life, I could lie and make up stuff. Eh? Maybe……
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